#LoveTuesday

[RANTS] #LoveTuesday: Your Boyfriend’s Attitude Tells A Lot About Where You Two Are Heading

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If your boyfriend has zero composure, leave him. Else he will spread out his stupidness in public for you to sleep on one day. If your boyfriend can’t smart talk. Leave him. He’s not worth what you’re giving him If your boyfriend is abusive. Don’t walk oh, Run! Or fly! Abi you want to die […]

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[RANTS] University Family Drama

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University generational drama. Shade, 400l physiology, is calling Yetunde, 300l microbiology, mama/mummy. Then Yetunde is calling Tola, 400L zoology, Grannie. Tola [ At 400l ] has a school father that’s in 400L too. The bomb.. Neither tola nor her silly, lousy big boy school father can speak English, lead people, give advise, command respect, show […]

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[RANTS] S*x Doll Craziness

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That, that thing, sex doll, is out and most guys are already high on celebration and most ladies are already hypertensive from head to toe on their Whatsap status just show that you people should have been flushed down the drain. Long ago! It’s crazy. Your delusions, and, your fuckery is in your fakeness. Oyinbo […]

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[RANTS] Akingbade Ademide Shares Insight On How A Perfect Relationship Should Be

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When I go into a relationship, I go and start with a very high standard for me and the girl. Mo baje gaan. That’s why I love friendship turned relationship. You understand person A so well that you have a plan X in your head to move person A from point A to point Z. […]

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[RANT] For How Long Will Herdsmen Keep Killing Our Citizens

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Benue. Just one thing came to mind. Where to from here? Then questions! What will Buhari do? Will he really do anything? Is he even interested? What’s the benue state government truly doing? What are fulani herdsmen doing with assault rifles infact? Are we not gradually building a more advanced version of boko Haram? What […]

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[RANTS] People Always Involved In Baseless Arguments

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I always wish to be given the permission to beat the hell out of them when I see boys hang around and argue things like Ronaldo Vs Messi. The ones that argue APC and PDP are at least aware that they have something to be worried about whether they’re in support of APC or against […]

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Don’t Be A Pest

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Rant_275 I write this from my toilet. Toilet, not a muse just a coincidence with nature. A clean toilet though. Don’t think bad about it! One of the ugliest and most difficult and emotion shattering situations in life is when you can’t get over a guy, girl you love so much but he,she just wouldn’t […]

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RANTS WITH AKINGBADE ADEMIDE: The Start And Fall Of Protests

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Protest protest protest! (Angry protesters gathered under a tree) Greatest Nigerian students.. Great! Greatest gbagba.. Gba gba! Protester 1: we will kill them ni. Protester 2: we will show them pepper ní. Protester 3: let us burn them, their cars, their families and friends. Protester 1: where should we convene tomorrow? Protester 3: let’s meet […]

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Rants With Akingbade Ademide: Ladies And The “We Are Too Close To Date” Line

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There’s an issue bothering me so much, so much.. It’s the insistence of ladies not to ever date someone they’re close friend with.. Why? What’s up? “We’re too close to date..” Lady, you say wah! If a guy is elegant with a good head, clean character, bright prospects, exhilarating personality, exciting attitude, correct brain, why […]

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Rants With Akingbade Ademide: What’s Your Relationship With God?

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You see, I found Jesus.. It’s not like I didn’t find him, or I don’t have him, I’ve him beautifully.. I just haven’t ever allowed my spirituality lead me into allowing a pastor who’s feeding on his own spiritual greed to control my way of life.. Underlying factor is, I won’t call anybody daddy, papa, […]