You see, I found Jesus.. It’s not like I didn’t find him, or I don’t have him, I’ve him beautifully.. I just haven’t ever allowed my spirituality lead me into allowing a pastor who’s feeding on his own spiritual greed to control my way of life..
Underlying factor is, I won’t call anybody daddy, papa, father, unless you paid for my pampers when I needed them to hold my poop..
Religion is so sweet, I get it, the opium of the masses, the pillar of hope, the socialisation, the demand of faith, the life ever after..
But really, I ain’t a religious brother, you will never see me in church by 7:05 for a church service that starts by 7..
Open your church first,
Let me still be at home thinking about how much to drop for my offering, and development money.. You ain’t getting my tithe, not even when my bank akant begins to speak correct English..
My mum would roll on the floor, every Sunday morning, turn to tiger, lion, zebra, hippopotamus..
Dance python dance, crocodile dance..
No food for you in this house today if you don’t go to church!
Even jesus fasted for how many days and nights?
Everything join!
She will come back after service,
Ademi, I want you to be a good boy, serve God, he’s your creator, don’t allow the devil to use you, you will be a family man one day… Kneel down let’s pray..
Ijn we pray.. Amen!
What are we having for dinner?
Pounded Yam, baby!
And I’m pounding for all of you.. That’s a family man!
But well, that’s just by the way..
Tomorrow is Sunday, I just remembered..
I hate it the way supposed Christian brothers would disturb my sleep in my hostel..
They go as far as knocking on my door when I’m trying to sleep after a tiresome day in school..
Brotha, common sense please??
For what’s worth, is it by force to listen to the gospel?
Just leave my life nah, issit your destiny?
Infact, you’re disturbing the destiny already by waking me up from sleep..
That was how one said he was sent by his church from UNIBEN to my school to preach the gospel and now he needs my help by squatting with me throughout his stay here..
I should help the work of the lord..
I used broom to pack that dirt away, don’t come back here until you have part rent, I can then introduce you to baba landlord so he can give you a room in the name of God.. Hope he has found God as well!
How was church today… He’s worthy of our praise!
Akingbade Ademide
