Protest protest protest!
(Angry protesters gathered under a tree)
Greatest Nigerian students.. Great!
Greatest gbagba.. Gba gba!
Protester 1: we will kill them ni.
Protester 2: we will show them pepper ní.
Protester 3: let us burn them, their cars, their families and friends.
Protester 1: where should we convene tomorrow?
Protester 3: let’s meet at soup junction tomorrow morning by 10am in aba and pass through China to Senegal and back to Togo. It’s a protest for our people.
Protester 2: yes! Also, we will carry pots, woods, planks, cutlass, placards and bricks.
Protester 4: ossshey student leader! We’re behind you like hunchback. Remember to bring your matches and petrol so we can help you burn the guguru building and the Toronto building.
Protester 5: yes oooo! Black and black is the dress code.
Protester 1: we shall not gree! We shall not gree! We shall not greeeeee oo!
Protester 4: Ogun will punish anybody that backs out tomorrow.
Protester 6: the person’s hand will break, he will loose his legs and kidney ni, his cgpa will enter 0.0000.00 ni
Protester 5: leave them, let them back out. On the day they’re having problem too they won’t see anybody to protest for them.
Protester 1: let everybody go home and rest against tomorrow. help us send out all students tomorrow o. Goodnight.
Second day, soup junction, 2pm.
Protester 1: Àwọn wéré yìí dá?
Protester 2: did you join them this morning ni?
Protester 7: no o. Me keh! It’s me school should expel àbí? Pity my mummy now.
Protester 8: the protest didn’t hold this morning. Nobody showed up.
All: Ope o! Yes!!
Akingbade Ademide
